WWE Monday Night Raw Roulette Results! [1/28/13]

*Vickie Guerrero spun the Roulette wheel and Antonio Cesaro VS Randy Orton in a special referee match was announced

-CM Punk came out furiously and said that he did not lose the WWE Championship last night and said Mr.Mcmahon screwed him and said that it was bigger than the Montreal Screwjob and re-named last night the Phoenix Screwjob. The fans started chanting for a party with the new WWE Champion with The Rock. Mr.Mcmahon came out and said there was proof Paul Heyman sent The Shield to help CM Punk and will meet Heyman later tonight for a personal performance review.

-Randy Orton df. Antonio Cesaro in a Special Referee (The Miz was the Referee)

*Vickie Guerrero spun the Roulette wheel and Ryback & The Prime Time Players has to make Vickie Guerrero laugh next

-The "Make Me Laugh" match was up next, The Prime Time Players told a joke but the crowd boo'd, Ryback attacked The Prime Time Players & Matt Striker to end segment.
-Ryback df. The Prime Time Players in a "Make Me Laugh" match

*Vickie Guerrero spun the Roulette wheel and Wade Barrett get to choose his opponent in a Player Choice Match, and he choose Bo Dallas*
-Bo Dallas df. Wade Barrett in a Players Choice Match

*Cody Rhodes spun the Roulette wheel and his opponent is John Cena*
-John Cena df. Cody Rhodes
[After the Match, John Cena said he didn't expect to win the Rumble last night, he said putting the World Title aside, he put his comparities with The Rock & CM Punk, He said that Punk over the last 2 years has been un-beatable to Cena, and he brought back memories of 2012 going back and forth with The Rock. He said he chooses the WWE Championship. The Shield came down and attacked John Cena, Sheamus came out and The Shield then attacked Sheamus. Ryback came out and The Shield then attacked Ryback]

*Tensai & Brodus Clay spun the Roulette Wheel and they are doing a Dance Off

-Tensai & Brodus Clay had a dance off, Tensai was shy but Clay convinced him to dance and he did, Ron Simmons appeared backstage and said his catchphrase "DAMN!" to end the segment*

*Alberto Del Rio spun the Roulette wheel and he got the Body Slam Match against the Big Show

-Big Show came out for the Body Slam Challenge and attacked Alberto Del Rio & Ricardo Rodriguez un-mercilessly and KO punched Del Rio twice and Ricardo once

-Kaitlyn VS Tamina Snuka in a Las Vegas Showgirl Lumberjill match ended in a no contest

-The Rock came out and addressed the WWE Universe about his huge win last night at the Royal Rumble. He thanked his friends & family and he said he wanted to thank the entire WWE Universe for supporting him over the past few weeks. He called him a tattoo'd freak and called Heyman a Bald twinkie tits. The Rock announced a new era in the WWE the People Era and said they were all getting pie. CM Punk came out and said it was handed to him just like everything he has in his crappy life. CM Punk said he made the WWE Title prestigeous again and he demands that Dwayne apologizes to Punk. The Rock demanded that Punk come to the ring and face him like a man and then called him a Punk Ass Bitch. CM Punk VS The Rock for the WWE Championship was announced at the Elimination Chamber PPV.

*SHEAMUS VS DAMIEN SANDOW IN A TABLES MATCH WAS ANNOUNCED NEXT PART OF RAW ROULETTE*

-Sheamus df. Damien Sandow in a Tables Match

-Raw Roulette karaoke match between Khali & Zack Ryder, Khali sings Sexy Boy until 3MB comes out and they trash talk Ryder & Khali, 3MB says they are the rockstars of WWE. Drew Mcintyre gets in Khali's face until he gets chopped. Ryder, Khali started to attack 3MB then Hornswoggle came out and delivered a tadpole splash to Slater to end the segment.

*Chris Jericho came out and said that he wanted to thank everyone for the support last night at the Royal Rumble and wanted to thank everyone for not forgetting him. Dolph Ziggler, Big E Langston, and AJ Lee came out and said reminded him that he doesn't work here. Chris Jericho made fun of Big E & AJ Lee. Vickie came on the tron and spun the roulette wheel and they got a Strange Bedfellow match. Vickie put them in a match against Team Hell No.
-Team Hell No df. Chris Jericho & Dolph Ziggler in a Strange Bedfellows Match

*Trish Stratus was announced as the 3rd member of the 2013 Hall Of Fame

-Mr.Mcmahon came out for Paul Heymans personal performance review, he said CM Punk has been escorted out of the arena. Paul Heyman says he had nothing to do with Brad Maddox & The Shield. Vince asks if Heyman has ever lied in his life, and he says he lies everyday of his life because he is a promoter but he said he isn't lying now. He shows footage from California of Brad Maddox getting attacked by The Shield for being weak at his job and The Shield getting paid more money than Maddox. Paul Heyman said that wasn't him. Vince was going to fire him but then Brock Lesnar came out and gave an F5 to Mr.Mcmahon to end the show.